PALESTINE —
EDITOR’S NOTE: Life Behind the Pine Curtain is a series of anecdotes collected and edited by Herald-Press Publisher Gary Connor.
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 5000-man elite fighting unit called the East Texas Redneck Special Forces (ETRSF). These East Texas boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only these five facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no bag limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be resolved by the end of the week.
Columns
March 2, 2013
Life Behind the Pine Curtain: The East Texas Redneck Special Forces
- Columns
-
- INSTANT MESSAGE: The Holy Spirit Comes at Pentecost
-
COOKING WITH SIMON: Keep Your Cool with Summer Desserts
Temperatures are finally on the rise and while the heat hasn’t set in yet, soon we’ll be longing for something cool.
In the summer heat there is nothing better than a light dessert. Plus we are all trying to cut back on sugar and take advantage of East Texas fresh fruit. - LIFE BEHIND THE PINE CURTAIN: We All Need a Tree
- INSTANT MESSAGE: Mother's Day 2013
- COOKING WITH SIMON: Get Ready to Grill
- Life Behind the Pine Curtain: East Texas Rules of Gun Ownership
-
At the Movies: '42' well told and worth telling
By now everyone has heard of Jackie Robinson, the first African American to play major league baseball. He is in all the history textbooks, along with a host of other “firsts,” which is, after all, history-making. But Brian Helgeland’s “42” does a fantastic job of humanizing the story of Jackie Robinson.
- INSTANT MESSAGE: Finding our purpose in Christ
-
COOKING WITH SIMON: The great flavor of the Lone Star State
- LIFE BEHIND PINE CURTAIN: Child prays in restaurant
- More Columns Headlines
Looking for Love? Take the Prague Metro
Crews Race to Find Survivors of Okla. Twister
First Person: Baby Falcons on a New York Bridge
Oklahoma: Images of Devastation, Reunion
Reunited Dad, Son: 'We Just Praise God'
Slow Pokes: Acupuncture Helps Sick Turtles
Moore, Okla. City of Reunions, Tears After Storm
Former IRS Chief: Can't Say How List Happened
Gov. Fallin: Okla. Facing Horrific Disaster
Tim Cook Defends Apple's Tax Accounting
AP Photograher: 'It Was a Miracle' They Got Out
Raw: Crews Search for Survivors of Okla. Tornado
Raw: Tearful Reunion After Okla. Tornado
OKC Hospital Describes Treating Tornado Wounded
Obama Pledges Urgent Aid for Tornado Victims
Raw: Massive Funnel Clouds in Oklahoma
